Eli Everett


Another new couple from Bray and Trebor’s story.

Eli Everett @rosieklucas and Lana Gold

1. How did you two meet?

Eli: she was visiting her cousin.

Lana: I had no idea Trebor had such lousy taste in friends.

Eli: but you love me anyway.

Lana: he’s an acquired taste.

Eli: I’m wounded.

Lana: you’ll get over it.

2. Who is the most jealous of you two?

Lana: he is.

Eli: am not.

Lana: you’re right I am but for the life of me I don’t know why.

Eli: because I’m hot.

Lana: nope that’s not it.

3. What are your 3 favorite physical things about your partner?

Eli: I love her hair, her lips and her heart.

Lana: you can’t see my heart.

Eli: but I see how much you love me and that’s pretty damn special to me.

Lana: that’s so sweet. I guess that’s why I keep you around.

Eli: what do you like about me?

Lana: your eyes, your hands and all they dorky things you say and do.


4. Who’s more likely to be running late?

Lana: that would be him. I swear he doesn’t know how to tell time.

Eli: I’m a doctor there is no such thing as time. I have to stay until I’m done.

Lana: I’ve learned to accept to never be on time for anything.

5. Who is the most organized and who is the messiest?

Eli: that would be her. Without Lana I’d be hopelessly lost.

Lana: I’m glad you recognize that.

Eli: I do and I love you for it.

6. Who is the bigger flirt? (flirts the most?)

Lana: care to answer this one?

Eli: err …. not really.

Lana: he knows he’s the flirt in the group.

Eli: it just sort of happens. I don’t do it on purpose. Half the time I don’t know I’m doing it. I’m just having fun.


7. Who does the most cooking?

Lana: you do not want him cooking.

Eli: yeah I set the kitchen on fire once.

Lana: we lost our deposit because of that.

Eli: after that she won’t let me touch the stove.

8. How do you feel about kids and do you want them? If so how many?

Eli: maybe one day.

Lana: we’re still talking about it. For now I’m willing to wait. We’re both still young.

9. Who wears the pants in the relationship?

Eli: she does.

Lana: I don’t. It’s a give and take relationship.

Eli: she totally does.


10. What’s your partner’s least favorite housework task?

Eli: sweeping

Lana: that’s not it.

Eli: then why do you have me do it all the time.

Lana: it’s the only task I know you do right.

11. What was the first thing you noticed about each other?

Eli: her laugh. I knew I had to see her again when she laughed like no one was listening. I liked that.

Lana: he was funny without trying to hard. He’s just a big old dork.

Eli: but I’m your dork.

Lana: yep. You’re all mine.

12. What does your partner do that pisses you off?

Lana: he sometimes says things without thinking.

Eli: then she gets mad at me because I didn’t pick up on her hints that I should stop talking.

Lana: I don’t want to come right out and say shut up but that’s the only thing that gets his attention.


13. Where’s the craziest/weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?

Lana: every now and then we have a quickie in the backseat before we have to go back to work.

Eli: it’s not very crazy but when you work the hours we do at the hospital you do what you have to do to be together.

14. Do you know your partner’s love language, if yes what is it?

Eli: she calls names like her dork and doofus all the time. I know she’s just being playful and (shrugs) I am.

Lana: I wouldn’t let anyone else call him dork though. He’s my dork and no one else’s. He tells me he loves me all the time. He’s sweet.

15. Where do you see the 2 of you in 10 years?

Lana: married definitely

Eli: I know she’d like to have kid so yeah maybe that too.

Lana: we have time for that.